urlcum:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

You smooth motherfucker

prettyboysintheimpala:

3x10 || 5x22, 7x23, 7x06, 8x04

WHY DOESN’T IT HAVE MORE NOTES THIS IS SO IMPORTANT!!! Dean’s character development is spectacular and we should talk more about it. Although this gifset says it all

nue:

i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash

throwing-lego:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

image

this is a giraffe

*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?

clinttbarton:

lvegotadarkalley:

i love fall colors and fall drinks and fall activities and fall weather and fall clothes but most of all i love fall out boy

tyleroakley:

sterekdimples:

So this is a thing that actually happened. 

I cry.

feathery-soul:

depressing—quotes:

agnosticwitch:

feathery-soul:

sherlck:

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

helping others is always nice

also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene

fuckloadofquiche:

I’m on a dog muthafucka take look at me

fuckloadofquiche:

I’m on a dog muthafucka take look at me

  • person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
  • me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated
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