↳mythology meme | [1/9] greek gods/goddesses – Artemis
Artemis (or Diana in Roman mythology) is the goddess of the hunt, the wilderness, wild animals, childbirth, virginity, and the moon. She is also the protector of young girls. She is the daughter of Zeus and Leto,and her brother, Apollo, is the god of the sun.
"Leto bore Apollon and Artemis, delighting in arrows,
Both of lovely shape like none of the heavenly gods,
As she joined in love to the Aegis-bearing ruler.”
Probably my favorite thing about Bob’s Burgers is that they don’t do that thing where the characters try to one-up each other with an endless barrage of jokes? No, the characters react like actual people instead. They actually laugh or chuckle when somebody says something actually funny and/or weird. They stop mid-sentence. They do double-takes. And it all feels so very natural, because that is exactly what common people do. And that is such a refreshing change of pace, when you consider the fact that the norm in these things is to have jokes relentlessly thrown at you at break-necking speed.
also the comedy doesn’t rely on the parents hating and berating eachother idk i love that
it shows how you don’t need to be offensive to be funny
general banter is the best way to write dialogue
the richest people in the world could give $100 to everyone in the world and still be the richest people in the world
Fitz & Ward: 1x02 vs. 2x03 and 2x04
And the hits just keep on coming.
when you were going to copy off ur friend but they didnt do the homework
Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything
male teachers arent allowed to dress code female students anymore at my school because somebody pointed out that if they had been dress coded for their shorts/skirt being too short or their bra showing by a male teacher, that meant said male teacher was looking at her ass and boobs i am laughing my fucking ass off
where is the lie tho
i’m in bed and was wondering where my cat is so i was all “oh I’ll just text him” and opened the messages app before i realized what i was doing