I HAVE SWEATER ON IM TOO HOT I TAKE SWEATER OFF IM TOO COLD FUCK THIS BULLSHIT WORLD
I COMPLAINED ABOUT THIS TO MY MOM AND SHE TOLD ME TO PUT ON THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME ONE PROBLEM THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME IS BULLSHIT
LOOK AT THIS
FUCKING LOOK AT THIS
THERE IS NO HEAD HOLE
WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS
im still going to be laughing about this the next time i see you
NO DON’T BRING THIS BAKC
pardon me my good
filed under: jokes I never got as a child that makes me cry tears of laughter
That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh
ok but how is your provider satan
how is yours not
Did you sell your soul for bars?
It’s a recession
you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that
i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face
"Woman?” She chuckled. “Is that meant to insult me? I would return the slap, if I took you for a man."
drive thru employees
they are sick of your nonsense
I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!!
How is no one even paying aTTENTION to this.
ANIMATED CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS. BY DREAMWORKS.
ED HELMS IS PRINCIPAL KRUPP. ARE YOU SEEING THIS.
ID IF Y’ALL ARE CAP UNDERPANTS FANS BUT I’M HAVING TROUBLE COMPREHENDING THIS IS REAL RIGHT NOW.
OH HELLO CHILDHOOD
OHHHHHH MY GOD
O snap 1 week till trailer of #mazerunner Def. Happy about this #100happydays
Cardinal Richelieu - A Rebellious Woman, The Musketeers ( bbcone )
This made me laugh more than it should of.