My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets
Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all
You smooth motherfucker
3x10 || 5x22, 7x23, 7x06, 8x04
WHY DOESN’T IT HAVE MORE NOTES THIS IS SO IMPORTANT!!! Dean’s character development is spectacular and we should talk more about it. Although this gifset says it all
i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash
FACT OF THE DAY: zebras’ stripes are not always black and white. sometimes they are black and orange
this is a giraffe
*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?
i love fall colors and fall drinks and fall activities and fall weather and fall clothes but most of all i love fall out boy
relationship goal: a relationship
wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything
what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??
helping others is always nice
also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene